Sollux completely avoided eye contact with Aradia's lusus. He wasn't really expecting it to be here, but he should have guessed, probably.

He sat down beside her on the couch and watched her smooth out her skirt curiously. "Yeah it'th fine." He shifted a little awkwardly, man why did he have to suck at stuff like this? There was the temptation to lean in and kiss her, but then he realized it was a TERRIBLE IDEA and immediately decided against it in the attempt to make more UTTERLY USELESS SMALLTALK.

"Tho um... Thankth for athking me to be your matethprit, I gueth?" That was just awful.